ASHE Presents: Cannabiotix & the Top Brands of 2022
It's that time of year again! Everybody is making their lists…and we're not talking about X-mas
Can you guess? You've probably already seen the articles from here to Timbuktu, the end of the year recaps that definitively decree which were the top products of 2022. No surprises here, but some of the buzziest products of 2022 are sure to hold onto their titles well through this time in 2023. So before we dive into ASHE's Best Brands of 2022—a list curated by all of you loyal customers—we'd like to talk about one of the year-after-year reigning champions: Cannabiotix, AKA: CBX.
But hey, if you don't want to wait to scope that 2022 top of the charts list, you can click here to jump to it. Otherwise, buckle in and get ready to experience some serious CBX cravings. If you've tried this line before, you already know they offer some of the best THC products around, and if you haven't…well, you're going to want to fix that ASAP. Here's a link to the pre-filtered Pickup Menu and Delivery Menu, so you can browse all the CBX-goodness that ASHE has to offer.
Search ‘Cannabiotix’ and you'll turn up a website whose description succinctly states "All We Know Is Heat". And if you've ever used their product, you'll know that a truer statement couldn't be made. Their mission from day one was to produce beastly products with potency levels that challenge the percentage levels that even modern-day heavyweight cannabis is known for. And they've been running that mission for over twenty years now; that's the kind of experience that cannabis companies that were born in the wake of 2018's newly regulated cannabis industry.
But for everything that could be said about CBX, one could make the argument that none of it is really necessary, if only because their product line completely speaks for itself. One could wax long on their seemingly endless list of heavy-hitters (pun intended, I’m not sorry), but in favor of being concise we'll narrow it down to our favorite products within each category. And just know that even if you take home a different strain, you're bound to love it just as much as we love those we've listed below.
Cannabiotix Flower
Cereal Milk
34.41% THC | 0.27% CBD
$46.99/eighth
This strain in particular holds not just the title for CBX's highest combined THC and CBD content, but also a special place in this author's stash. With resinous, crystallized buds and a pleasantly sweet flavor, it's one of the most reliable strains you can pick up if you're looking for that heavy, full body type of 'stoned'. It's perfect for bedtime because the high THC content will have your eyelids slamming shut on even the bingiest of tv series, while the CBD content is there to tuck you in all nice, banishing any jitters or anxiety that its psychoactive sister-component can sometimes cause. You'll get an award winning night's rest without that groggy next-morning haze, because let me tell you--you are not going to need to stack bowl after bowl with this bud. One or two bowls and its lights out for you, and your wallet will thank you when you notice just how little product it took to send you off to dreamland the night before.
Cannabiotix Carts
L'Orange
$27.99/half gram
THC isn't all about that sleep game, of course, and our next product in the lineup is here to make that known. A buzzy, cerebral sativa pairs with the more immediate and shorter-lived effects of a vape cartridge to produce the pick-me-up of champions. The portability and discretion of a vape marries fantastically with a strain like L'Orange that is fabulous for daytime use. It's been touted as uplifting and inspirational; if you use cannabis to jump start your creative process, then this is definitely a product you need to add to your arsenal. It's equally well-suited to wake 'n bake sessions, especially if you plan to actually get something done that day. This strain won't leave you couch-locked and dead-headed for hours at a time. In fact, were it not for the sweet, orangey aftertaste that you'll notice after each puff, we'd say Cannabiotix might've been better off calling it L'Espresso instead.
Cannabiotix Concentrate
White Walker OG
81% THC | 2% CBD
$30.99/1G
Did we save the best for last? Maybe. There's a bit of a secret to why this Terp Sauce is so particularly bomb, and it has to do with the fact that White Walker OG is a strain descended from the legendary pain-relieving, couch-locking, all-rounder SFV OG. This trophy child is 81% THC, so inexperienced smokers beware: this concentrate will knock your socks clean off (probably into whatever dimension they seem to disappear to after you put them in the dryer, just a theory). If you're looking to get absolutely slugged by your dab, this one is for you, and as an added bonus this blend reps a high percentage of CBD—2%!—which is great news for those of you suffering from both aches and pains and anxiety. And while OGs are known for a gassy, piney flavor that doesn't always come off the best in concentrate form, you'll be surprised by the sheer purity of this sauce. Without a bunch of leftover trace chemicals from the extraction process muddying the OG flavor profile, the true, terpy-flavor of this strain shines through in a delicious way that might just have you 'just one more'-ing yourself as you load a second dab for another taste of the clear, invigorating, and complex flavor.
And the results are in!
You all voted with that almighty dollar and showed the cannabis world which brands were 2022's superstars. We've seen the results and all we can say is that you guys have undeniably good taste in product, our hat's off to you. And we'd like to give all of you a big thank you for making ASHE flower your number one, two, and three take-home product, we're just stoked that you guys are happy. You guys are at the heart of everything we do and we're proud to make a product that you love!
The Top Ten Flower Brands
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