Let’s Get Genuinely Stoned

Enjoy total couchlock for less $$$ with Genuine exotic indoor flowers!

That’s what we’re all after right? The best effects at the best price? Well, there is one group of growers that you’ve got to check out if you’re a savvy smoker. Genuine.

They’re relatively new on the scene, so if you haven’t heard of them yet, consider this your introduction. Genuine offers a sweet lineup of products including prerolls and vapes, but today we’re here to talk about their flowers and the killer prices that they’re flying off the shelves for.

First things first, Genuine might be new, but they weren’t born yesterday! This is a company that puts quality (read: potency) first. As of the date of this blog, ALL of the Genuine brand flowers that ASHE Society carries—including the flowers within their prerolls—tests over 30% THC. And you’ve got options; Today, you can pick up 3.5G from their Exotic Line for just $16.99, or if you’d like your dollar to go almost twice as far, pick up 7G from their Smalls Line for only $17.99.

Yes, you read those prices correctly, and yes, we sell out of each quick. If you’ve got a bit of FOMO, feel free to run over to place an order for Pick Up at the ASHE Society Santa Ana location, or get it Delivered with D’ASHE right now! Otherwise, click here to learn more about each strain being offered for sale! And remember, quantities are limited and offers are valid only while supplies last, so make your move while you have the chance!

So, who is Genuine. ?

We mentioned above that Genuine is an emergent label, but it’s formed by legacy growers. What does that mean? These guys have been growing the dankest buds for years and years, and in fact, you may have already smoked their delicious flower without even realizing it.

Genuine is backed by Hundred Flowers, an operation set up to cultivate and manufacture products for retail businesses within California. See, many dispensaries and brands—even those with their own private labels—source product from top-rated growers rather than attempting to grow it themselves.

Why? Well, cannabis is a notoriously fickle plant, and just because you bring a plant to maturity doesn’t automatically mean that you’re going to pull in a strong harvest. There are myriad factors to consider and decisions to the nth degree to be made, and all of those considerations change the moment you switch from growing one strain to another.

All in all, it takes decades of growing experience to master the art; something you might have been able to divine from the fact that it’s so easy to come across a lemon when searching for fire flower. If growing were easy, we’d all be drowning in perfectly structured, crystal-coated buds with irresistibly fragrant noses. But so often, the reality is that you open a jar of flower to find a drably colored, shapeless bud that lacks both a beautiful dusting of trichomes and the characteristic scent associated with its strain.

But you don’t have to just take our word for it; quality is something you can see, smell, taste and touch. And while the last three are hard to do through a computer screen, we invite you to feast your eyes on these beautiful buds.

Note the coloration and the trichomes layering the finished product—it’s easy enough to capture them when they’re glistening on a freshly cut trophy bud, but the expertise at play really shows itself once your product has been trimmed and dried. It’s easy enough to lose much of distribution, not to mention potency, of trichomes throughout the harvesting and drying process. Plus, trimming can be quite an abrasive activity when not done skillfully, or can even result in important areas of bud being trimmed or broken off.

All of these rookie errors really add up, and by the time a product makes it to the lab for testing, it can have lost a significant portion of its original potency. And that’s in a best case scenario, where the bud was strong to begin with!

On the subject of testing, Genuine is refreshingly transparent about the lab they use. Excelbis Labs is one of the most compliant and transparent labs in California. They are committed to offering the most reliable and trustworthy data in the cannabis industry. You know when you’re seeing THC percentages of upwards of 30%, those are genuine figures. If you’re like the rest of us smokers, there’s been at least a few times that you’ve brought a high-test eighth home only for it to totally fall flat, and many times that has to do with either poor packaging or storage practices at the manufacturing facility, or poor testing protocols at the lab facility.

With Genuine, you can put your worries about quality and price aside.

The flower is bomb, the tests are accurate, the packaging is thoughtfully applied, and the price point is unbelievable. Genuine bud won’t lose all of its punch before it makes it into your bowl, where it belongs. Besides that, with products that fly off the shelves like these do, freshness is a given.

 

Exotic Indoor 3.5G

$16.99

If big, dense, chunky buds are your jam, then you’re gonna love Genuine’s Indoor Exotics. Both cannabis strains that ASHE currently offers are Hybrids—one an Indica dominant and the other Sativa dominant. (Not sure which you would like better? Take the Quiz!)

Purple Octane x Jealousy is an Indica-based Hybrid that will leave you slumped into your couch with its 30.6% THC level. It’s reported to have a high that comes on quick, so pack it in your bowl and slap that bong a few minutes before you’re ready to nosh through some munchies or binge a whole season of your favorite show.

You’ll find CAP Junky sitting pretty at the opposite end of the spectrum. It’s a Sativa-based Hybrid that tests at 31.2% THC and is known best for its euphoric and uplifting effects. If you need a little pick-me-up or you’re just after some seriously psychoactive giggles, break up some of this beautiful bud and enjoy its delicious, citrusy, zesty flavor!

Ice Cream Cake Smalls 7G

$17.99

Are you looking for some canna-love on the cheap? At the best dispensary in Santa Ana (dare we say, Orange County?) you never have to sacrifice quality over cost. Pick up 7G’s—a quarter pound!—for only $17.99 while supplies last. And hurry, because they won’t last long at this price.

Ice Cream Cake is a strain that has been around long enough, perfected, and bred back to the best versions of itself to be considered a pureblood Indica. That said, you may know her parents, they’re kinda famous: Gelato #33 and Wedding Cake. She’s a gorgeous, trichome heavy bud that will lull you into a deep state of pleasant relaxation, and makes a lovely bedtime companion for those who need a little extra help catching some quality ZZZ’s. This strain is known for its mouthwatering, sweet vanilla flavor profile—a rarity among Indicas. But don’t get it twisted, this flower might taste sweet at first, but she has a spicy center—testing at 30.34% THC, this bud throws a knockout punch that never misses.